Harriet cheats at twister...

Another complete waste of time for you all, but quite funny...

Mrs Penguin licks other people's possessions while they are at work and my dear husband Martin Penguin is waging a silent and courageous battle against cough syrup addiction.



what are you up to?


Mrs Penguin


  • liz66ukliz66uk Posts: 964
    image it says I molest goldfish image
  • Saint-BertieSaint-Bertie Posts: 6,678
    it says I pick fights with supermarket bag boys! image

    Don't worry Liz - it appears MrSB molests goldfish too

  • bride1bride1 Posts: 1,664
    im a secret alchoholic who is at this very moment fantasizing about downing a bottle of blue nun!!
  • bride1bride1 Posts: 1,664
    my hubby masturbates to nightline!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • This is soooo funny!!!

    I'm sniffing yesterday's socks........and enjoying it. lol

    Yuk!! lol

  • craftycharlicraftycharli Posts: 3,175
    I am viciously pinching marsupial nipples.

    Hubbis meanwhile is very strang as apparently Before going to work, he self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor.

    Not sure I like that - very peculiar - but thanks for the randomness Mrs P!
  • LittleboboukLittlebobouk Posts: 5,369
    It says that I secretly wants to make love in a steaming vat of Cheez Wiz. LOL
  • kate342kate342 Posts: 3,358
    image image image It says I secretly snort big fat lines of blackcurrent favoured jelly powder image My secret is out!!

    Says the h2b has just kissed a mirror and purred, "I'm 10,000 fistsful of liquid sexual fury!!!"

    image image image
  • emmarayukemmarayuk Posts: 2,591
    boring, my says I want to win 50 smackers on who wants to be a millionaire. would be nice though.

  • Claire07ukClaire07uk Posts: 3,482
    I drink tabasco from the bottle! And h2b is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven! Ha ha !
  • stkezstkez Posts: 2,247
    Kerryann secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to your account.

  • DeborahtDeboraht Posts: 2,882
    Apparently I cheat at twister too! And H2B just went to restroom at work and didn't wash his hands!
  • I hate being at uni - flipping site is banned as its 'tastless!' AND?!?!?!

    K x
  • Bargain Bride secretly wants to make love in a steaming vat of Cheez Wiz


    Danny Lloyd is giggling like a little girl hopped up on nitrous oxide (H2B)

    Nikki Denoual is thinking 'imagine if chickens could dance! Imagine!'

    Kalina I had to wait until I got home as the site was banned at work!
  • BB - Sadly I'm resident at uni so have no way of getting round it! I miss all the best sites! Spoil Sports!

    K x
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