Male or Female - I've been sent this by email

Thought that I'd pass it on to all you guys - it's sooo true!! lol

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can

see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to

warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,

but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong


TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain



Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting

hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for

picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts

to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at

all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would

be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost

without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just

keeps trying.


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